Monday, January 09, 2006
DEAREST CHEEWTY PUSHPALATHA, I, RAMACHANDRAN S/O PARAVAI MUNIAMMA D/O KANDASAMY NAIKAR HAVE A CONPESHION TO MAKE. I LUW U DA CHELLAM. HOW MUCH U ASK ME? WELL THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS MUCH AMNI.

I HAVE MANY AUTOGRAPHS MEMORY WITH ME,JUST LIKE CHERAN IN 'AUTO GRAPH'. FIRST, AISHA ABIRAMI, THEN TAMIL FATIMAH, 3RD, JOYCE PAPAMMA, FOURTH SLYVIA SWAMINATHAN TAN......

THE LIST IS LONG AS PENANG BRIDGE, BUT STILL I LIKE U DA CHELLAM.

U KNOW,YOUR FACE IS SO BUTIFUL.AISHWARYA RAI CRY EVERYDAY SEE UR FACE AMNI. EVERYDAY I THANK GOD FOR MAKING VICCO TURMERIC AYURVEDIC CREAM, BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT, YOU WOULD NOT HAVE THAT LOVELY SCENT OF SANDLEWOOD OR THAT LOVELY APPOM BALIK KIND OF COMPLEXION.

YOU ARE SUCH A DELICIOUS SPECIMIN OF A WOMAN. YOUR LIPS ARE NICE SE,COLOUR LIKE PINK GUAVA, TASTE LIKE SWEET JILEBI.I GET DIABETES LOOKING AT IT U KNOW, EH EH EH .SO WHAT AMNI, NO WORRY...U ARE MY INSULIN WHAT.

SOMETIMES I VANT TO BITE OFF YOUR NOSE BECAUSE IT REMINDS ME OF A SCRUMPTIOUS LOOKING AMRISH PURI.SMELLING YOUR HAIR REMINDS OF THE DAYS VHEN I WAS BACK IN PENANG AND MY MOTHER USED CHASE ME AROUND CINA KAMPONG SHOUTING "DEI ODATE NILLE!" TO RUB COCONUT OIL IN MY HAIR WHERE AFTER THAT RUBBING SESSION 1/2 KG OF MY HAIR WILL BE IN HER HAND.

VOULD YOU LIKE TO FROLICK VITH ME IN THE MEADOWS? I VILL LET YOU BE KAJOL IF YOU VILL LET ME BE SHAH RUKH. PLS PLS.

WE CAN DANCE AND IF IT RAINS, IT VILL BE EVEN BETTER BECAUSE I CAN PLAY PIANO IN THE AIR JUST LIKE SHAH RUKH IN KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI. U CAN PLAY VEENAI OR MANDOLIN IN AIR TOO. UR WISH AMNI.

SOMETIMES I IMAGINE THAT WITHOUT YOU MY LIFE WILL BE LIKE KLANG VALLEY WITHOUT ELECTRICAL SUPPLY. YOU ARE MY HYDRO ELECTRIC DAM, BUT YOUR FATHER IS LIKE LOUSY TNB, ALWAYS DICONNECTING ME FROM YOU. PUT FIRE IN HIS HEAD (SUBTITLE: TALELE THEEYE VEIKE!)

I LUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YOU WERY WERY MUCH DA CHELLAM.
DON'T EWER PORGET. .THAT YOU ARE MY LITTLE SAMOSA AND I AM YOUR CHUTNEY. YOU ARE MY CHICKEN CURRY AND I AM YOUR NAN. YOU ARE MY IDLI AND I AM YOUR SAMBAR. YOU ARE MY PIZZA & I AM THE CHEESE ON IT......

PLEASE ACCEPT THIS AS A STATEMENT OF MY UNDYING LUW BECAUSE I AM STILL ALIVE.

YOURS SINCERELY, RAMACHANDRAN S/O PARAVAI MUNIAMMA D/O KANDASAMY NAIKAR 7G,RAINBOW KAMPUNG.

FOR U POREVER AND POREVER AND EVER......
 
posted by JEI @ JEIZONE at 04:05 |


2 Comments:


At Monday, February 25, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous

I cant read anything!!!

 

At Monday, February 25, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous

OOps